Addi is Funny

She is always saying new things that crack us up. I just want to carry my video camera or tape recorder around to catch it on tape.

Here are some of my favorites Addison stories from the past few weeks:

-I go into Addison's room to wake her at 5:45 and I whisper "Good morning Addi, time to wake up" and she turns her head at me with her eyes still closed and whispers back "I don't sink so mom, I am just sleepin."

- She is on a health kick lately and we always talk about how eating vegetables and drinking milk and getting plenty of rest will keep you healthy and she says "and it helps you poop too!"

- Last week she finished going potty and said "Mom, will you wipe my BeeChina?" and I said "excuse me?" and she said "Will you wipe my BeeChina?" I said who told you it was called that and she said Miss Lorrie said to call it what it really is and I said "Oh do you mean Vagina?" and she said "yeah my BeeChina."

- She will say "Mom I have a Tresent for you!" and I say "Oh, what is it?" and she says "It is love, do you want some?" Or "It is a big hug and a big smoocher."

- We are trying to teach her knock knock jokes, but either she doesn't get it, or she is smarter than us. We will say "knock knock" and she says "who's there?" and we say "boo" and she says "boo what?" and then laughs but when she does the joke then she will say "boo" and we say "boo who?" and she says don't cry.